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Police: So, she just collapsed?
Jonny Buckland: Well actually, she made a weird sort of cry, almost like a bunch of random sounds a bit like "ASKJLKSJDLKJASLKHDLJHAFLDKJLD", and then fell to the ground, shouted "I can't even", and then mumbled something about ovaries.
Police: Sounds like another one of these "tumblr" girls....
